What People Are Saying

“Very funny
and utterly unique.”

— Adam Kay, author of This Is Going to Hurt

“A love letter to both Amsterdam and the human race … such a clever
piece of fiction … a really, really enjoyable ride.”

— James Lark

“Devoured the whole thing in just a few late nights … I'm already looking forward to reading it again.”

— Niall Doherty

“I haven’t laughed so much for a long time. Could not put this book down … a massive hit.”

— Jackie Baxter

“Nothing better than laughing with tears in your eyes.”

— Ryuko Reid

“Funny, intriguing, dark, not for the faint-hearted.”

— Dorf Young

“A deliciously sinful journey of death, sex, and life as a tour guide in Amsterdam.”

— Zeb Marvin

“Does for tour guides what
Trainspotting did for junkies.”

— Carlos Valencia

“If you like Amsterdam, general debauchery or morally ambiguous violence, this is the book for you. Highly entertaining read!”

— Mike Wendling

“Just as brilliant, if not even more brilliant, as The Lives and Loves of Hana Lee — which blew me away.”

— Eva G

“It’s shocking, it’s funny, and it’s highly unusual … Dark but funny
and clever….”

— Karen Crombie

“Incredibly enjoyable … hectic, unpredictable, psychedelic….”

— Lincoln LeBleu

“Funny, sincere and utterly entertaining, I couldn’t put this one down.”

— Natalie Aconitum

“The funniest serious book I
ever read. ”

— Tol Sayers

“Intimate, funny, very clever and provides an exciting and interesting view on how to deal with sociopaths…. I read it in two days.”

— Josjah Kunkeler